Do you know a good Shriner joke?

Then send the "clean" ones to editor@prymidshriners.org for posting.

Noble you have been a Shriner a long time if--
- you can't park your cars in your garage because of your shrine toys !
- you wallpaper a room with pote awards !
- your kids think everyone has a fez !
- your kids think everyone calls 30-50 people aunt/uncle or na-na/pa-pa !
- the girls in the temple office think you were born there!
- the potentate calls you for advice !!
- you remember event by whom was pote, dir ,pres !
- the imperial sirs know you by name !
- you plan vacation for the circus , pote cruze, shrine convents, etc, etc !
- people say go to the shriner's house and ----!
- you remember then the wrecking crew was that !
- your wife does not worry then you go out with your shrine buddies , because
your like an old dog -you may bark at cars but you don't chase them !
- you remember the temple taking a train to the convents !
- you can remember then wives stayed home from the convents !
- you remember then the shrine was barred from a hotel because of the last
shrine event there !
- you have a four digit membership number !
- you have first lined most of the potes !
- you been stopped for speeding wearing makeup & a wig and let go because you're late for a parade !
- you remember when the cops overlooked shriner fun & games because the children or they were shriners too !